想和你上床

 Dorothy, now an elderly woman haunted by her past, tries to warn her granddaughter Emily before dark forces pull her into Oz, a once familiar land now twisted by horrors.

　　養尊處優的酒店繼承人（琳賽·洛翰 Lindsay Lohan 飾）才訂婚不久，便因一場滑雪意外完全失憶。幸好藍領階層的英俊木屋主人（考德·歐威爾斯特利特 Chord Overstreet 飾）和他聰慧早熟的女兒收留了她，三人共同度過圣誕節前的時光。

　　在為公司勤勤懇懇工作了十五年之后，亨利（讓-皮埃爾·利奧德 Jean-Pierre Léaud 飾）卻落得了一個被解雇的悲慘下場。心中充滿憤懣的他在生活里也四處碰壁，絕望之中，他想到了自殺。可是，無論他使用什么法子，都無法成功赴死，就在這時，他在報紙上看到了一間聚集著黑道分子和殺手的小酒館，他決定去那里試一試。　　亨利雇傭了一名殺手（肯尼斯·考利 Kenneth Colley 飾），讓他來取自己的性命，然而，在此之后，亨利意外的邂逅了名叫瑪格麗特（Margi Clarke 飾）的美麗賣花女孩，兩人迅速擦出愛情的火花。生命有了繼續下去的意義，亨利不想死了，然而，他卻怎么也找不到當初和他簽訂了合約的殺手，這也就意味著，從此刻開始，他隨時都有可能遭到殺手的暗殺。

　　After breaking out of a rehabilitation zoo, Frankie, a squirrel with all the angles, returns to his forest. He learns from his dim-witted best friend, Cody, a porcupine and street-con, that while he was in lock-up, the entire forest was picked clean by The A.C.O.R.N.S. Institute (Alternative Cosmetic Oils for Regenerative Natural Skin-care). No acorn was left behind. With winter just around the corner, it's a potentially devastating blow to all forest critters. So, Frankie has no choice but to bust into the brand new, state-of-the-art, rodent-proof A.C.O.R.N.S. Processing Plant and take back all of the acorns! Though a seemingly impossible heist, success would not only save the lives of his forest friends, but it would also give Frankie a chance to win back the love of his life, Lola, a local "show squirrel." Sadly, Lola has been burnt by too many of Frankie's false promises in the past. With the support of Frankie's old mentor, Mr. Bellwood, a wealthy badger, Frankie and Cody assemble a team of top notch "crackers" from all over the forest, including: a bat named Fly Boy, a top notch munitions expert; Raitch, a computer hacking albino snake, who never allows her lack of appendages to get in the way; Edsy a tiny "family frog," whose ability to freeze himself solid for days on end without harm is invaluable; a germophobic French rat named Liam, who can collapse his skeleton to get into any space; Chinese father-daughter pangolins named Pango and Lin, the best diggers in the forest; and Bellwood's hedgehog butler, Oscar who knows how to get his hands on anything the crew needs. With winter knocking at their door, Frankie and his crew have only three days to prepare and execute this unprecedented heist. When they learn that the processing of their forest's acorns has been pushed up a day, Lola's refusal to participate leaves Frankie and his crew one critter short. With everything on the line, Frankie and his crew of Animal Crackerz set out to pull off the biggest heist in animal history!